independence

(bkz: belali baldiz)

reklamlara inanilmaz bir butce ayrilmi$ sanirim bu bankada.oyle ki sokakta yururken bile kafanizi nereye cevirirseniz bu bankanin reklami ile kar$ila$iyorsunuz.umarim bu banka da yatirimcilarinin elinde patlamaz, en azindan patlatilmaz birileri tarafindan.

anket malzemesi olmamak bir kadini inanilmaz cekici kilar.

(bkz: bu da gecti)

son bir haftadir iki kere 4 er saat sure ile sozlugun kimi bolumlerinde meydana gelen aksakliklarin tamamen fixlenmesi amaci ile bilgi sozluk bu gece saat 01 00 itibari ile bakima alinacak.toplam 6 yahut 7 saat surmesi planlanan bu bakim sonucunda sozlugumuz saat 07:00 / 08:00 sularinda yine hizmetinize acilacak.

(bkz: img src)

(bkz: feristah in fentezileri)

(bkz: gonul)

ba$rolunu gulben ergen ergenin oynayacagi yeni tv dizisi.kanal d’de yayinlanacakmi$.

show tv’de her gece yayinlanmasi yetmemi$ olacak ki kanal d’de de yarin ak$am saat 20:00 itibair ile eski bolumleri yayinlanmaya ba$lanacakmi$ artik.once kanal d’de izlerler sonra da show tv’de.nasil olsa ayri ayri bolumler yayinlanacak.

(bkz: yemi$iz kafayi kacarimiz yok)

cin ulkesi sinirlarinda konu$ulan dil.

(bkz: alternatif intihar $ekilleri)
(bkz: marka sloganlari)
(bkz: sevgiliyle fantaziler)

(bkz: daha gider bu)

aklinda yazacak daha ba$ka bir $ey kalmayan, uretkenliginin dibe vuru$ noktasinda yapabilecek ba$ka bir $ey bulamayan ki$ilerin acmi$ olduklari ve hatta kimi zaman benim de icerisine entry yazdigim ba$liklari $ak diye te$hir edesim geldi bu ba$lik altinda.

eminem’in super eglenceli bir parcasi.klibi ayri bir komik.michael jackson’un burnunun yerlerde surunmesi bir hayli eglendirmi$ti beni.meraklilari icin i$te sozleri.

into:
(eminem making sounds)
ok..
guess who’s back
back again
shady’s back
tell a friend
now everyone report to the dance floor
to the dance floor, to the dance floor
now everyone report to the dance floor
alright stop...pajama time

verse 1:
come here little kiddies,on my lap
guess who’s back with a brand new rap
and i don’t mean rap as in a new case of child investigation accusation
aah aah aah aah aah
now worries, pappa’s got a brand new bag of toys
what else could i possibly do to make noise
i’d an touched on everything, but little boys
that’s not a stab at micheal
that’s just a metaphore, i’m just physco
i go a little bit crazy sometimes
i get a little bit out of control with my rhymes
good god, dip, do a little slide
band down, touch your toes and just glide
up the center of the dance floor
like teepee from my bum hole in the school if you let one go
nobody’s gonna know who’d hear it
give a little "poot poot", it’s ok (fart sound)
oops my cd just skipped
and everyone just heard you let one rip

chorus:
now i’m gonna make you dance
it’s your chance
yeah boy shake that ass,
oops i mean girl girl girl girl
girl you know you’re my world
alright now lose it
aah aah aah aah aah
just lose it
aah aah aah aah aah
go crazy
aah aah aah aah aah
oh baby
aah aah
oh baby baby aah aah

verse 2:
it’s friday and it’s my day
used to party all the way to sunday
maybe till monday, i dunno what day
everyday’s just a holiday
crusin’ on the freeway
feelin’ kinda breezy
got the top down, let my hair blow
i dunno where i’m goin’
all i know is when i get there
someones gonna touch my body
excuse me miss, i don’t mean to sound like a jerk
but i’m feel just a little stressed out from work
could you punch me in the stomach and pull my hair
spit on me, maybe gouge my eyes out...yeah
what’s your name girl
what’s your sign
man you must be up out your mind
dre aah aah
beer goggles blind
i’m just trying to unwind

chorus:
now i’m gonna make you dance
it’s your chance
yeah boy shake that ass,
oops i mean girl girl girl girl
girl you know you’re my world
alright now lose it
aah aah aah aah aah
just lose it
aah aah aah aah aah
go crazy
aah aah aah aah aah
oh baby
aah aah
oh baby baby aah aah

verse 3:
it’s tuesday and i’m locked up
i’m in jail and i don’t know what happend
they say i was running butt naked
down the street screaming
aah aah aah aah aah
mother i’m sorry, i don’t remember
all i know is this much
i’m not guilty
they said save it
boy we catch you on tape
tellin an old lady, touch my body
now this is the part where the rap breaks down
it’s really tense, no one makes a sound
everything looks like it’s 8 mile now
the beat comes back and everybody lose themselves
a step back to reality
look it’s b.rabbit
you signed me up to battle
i’m a grown man
duba duba duba duba duba duba
i don’t have any lines to go right here so
duba duba duba duba fella’s what? fella’s what?
grab you left nut, make right one jealous what?
black girls
white girls
skinny girls
fat girls
tall girls
small girls
i’m calling all girls
everyone report to the dance floor
it’s your chance for a little romentor
butt squeezin it’s the season
just go aah aah aah aah
it’s so appealing

chorus:
now i’m gonna make you dance
it’s your chance
yeah boy shake that ass,
oops i mean girl girl girl girl
girl you know you’re my world
alright now lose it
aah aah aah aah aah
just lose it
aah aah aah aah aah
go crazy
aah aah aah aah aah
oh baby
aah aah
oh baby baby aah aah

outro:
mmmmm touch my body
mmmmm touch my body
ooh boy just touch my body
i mean girl just touch my body

(bkz: copy paste sen bizim her $eyimizsin)

(bkz: bikini izi)

kadinlarin yazin plajlarda bikini ile bol bol gune$lenmeleri sonucunda vucutlarinda meydana gelen dogal renk degi$imi.enfes bir bronz tenin hemen yaniba$inda sut beyaz bir renk.cok zaman inanilmaz tahrik edici bir etkendir ayrica.

(bkz: independence)

(bkz: ogame)

sozlukte bu zamana kadar ozel istek uzerine yapilan bir uygulamaydi.bir $ekilde sozlukten ayrilan yahut ucurulan yazarlarin entryleri ozel istek gelmesi halinde siliniyordu.sonra $oyle bir durum farkedildi ki ucurulan yahut kendi istegi ile ayrilan yazarlarin actigi ba$liklarin altinda kendi yazdiklarindan ba$ka bir entry yoksa, o ba$liklar sozlugu bo$ ba$lik coplugune dondurmekte.bunun en son ornegini pia nickli yazarimizda ya$adik ve $u anda sozluk icerisinde 1 000 den fazla ba$lik acilmi$ fakat icerisi bombo$ bir $ekilde durmakta.

bu durumda gerekli oldugunu du$undugum bir karar almak durumundaydim.dolayisi ile bundan sonra ucurulan yahut kendi istegi ile ayrilan yazarlarin entryleri ne $ekilde olsun silinmeyecek, ozel istek durumunda ise entryler sozluk bunyesince atanan herhangi bir "bot nicke" devredilecek.

browserin goruntu ayarlarini 1024 x 768 konumuna getirdiginiz takdirde cok zorluk cekmeyeceksinizdir.

(bkz: a$k)